no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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