you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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