Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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