pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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