Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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