yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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