BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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