i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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