just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
