Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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