return my video game
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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