office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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