the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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