his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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