Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
