am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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