also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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