David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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