You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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