My girlfriend figured out who you are.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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