How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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