fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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