have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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