Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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