There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
BRING THE BAGELS
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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