real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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