It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Congratulations! We have a period
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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