Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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