oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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