Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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