i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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