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My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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