doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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