You're a womanizer and a bitch.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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