Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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