Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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