pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Did I show you my penis last night?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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