I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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