I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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