Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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