Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
