at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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