"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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