While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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