I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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