Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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