it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
this is an emotional support booty call
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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