No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
