i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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