ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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