Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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