At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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