I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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