Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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