If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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