You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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